Introducing TapWater’s Love Life Link

Having problems reeling in the little lady or the big man? Haven’t been able to set the hook yet? Well get a clue: You need help! Let the talented Love Life counselors of TapWater help manipulate your potential partner to see things your way. In your first consultation with your handpicked TapWater counselor, he will provide you with the first necessary tool to complete the grueling interviewing process: The bonafide TapWater Love Letter of Recommendation. When you hand your potential partner The Love Letter or Recommendation, you will see immediate results as her/his eyes light up with a new appreciation of you. He or she will now be assured that you have the approval of TapWater and that yes, you really are special!

Included in this service is a sit-down meeting with your potential partner and your counselor, in which, if additional convincing is necessary, they will view a subliminal slide show. This last fail-safe method is how TapWater can guarantee your success.

And also, if you act now, we will throw in charts and graphs of your potential love life and earning potential, free of charge. And that’s not all! After your partner has been “reeled in,” Tapwater will include an official promotion letter, letting your special someone know that they have indeed been promoted from “Lady Friend” to “Special Lady” or from “this guy I like” to “Big Man on Campus”. For your free initial consultation please email us at iamdesperate@tapwater.net or call us toll free at 1-800-OHH-YEAH.

Helping you to happiness brings a tear to our eye.