Sausage Factory

TapWater is pulling into Eugene OR and decides to stop at a swimming hole Anne found out about through her friend John. Crystal and Anne change into their suits and head down to the river. Marc isn't far behind. The rest of the band hangs in the RV and makes some lunch. Crystal is a few paces ahead of Anne. She makes it to the river, immediately turns around and comes back, almost bumping into Anne. "What's wrong?"Anne asks. "Duuuude," Crystal says. "That guy is naked in the river. He's stroking himself." "What the hell are you talking about" says Anne somewhat alarmed and definitely amused. She goes to check it out only to find a green haired forty year old man's wrinkly butt staring back at her. "Oh my God!" she whispers. "What is going on here?" The other guy on the path is wearing clothes and there is no one else around. Crystal and Anne decide to check it out a little further -- that was probably just a weird incident.

The,y walk in the river a while and come across a couple skinny dipping. Okay, this is definitely a nude swimming hole. Crystal and Anne look around and notice that around the deep part of the river there are older men hanging out -- literally -- in the paths. They are old and they are nude. There are too many old men's penises for any girl to stand. Crystal and Anne's skins suddenly begins to crawl, and like antelope from a lion's den they high tail it out of there.

Marc, meanwhile, is looking for Crystal and Anne. He sensed something was a little funny and wanted to make sure the girls were okay. He walked around the corner and BAM! -- he almost ran right into a naked guy. "Hi, my name is Robert," the guy grinned. Marc took one look at him, turned around and started walking the other way -- a little faster this time.

Crystal and Anne made it to the river bank to head up the trail. As soon as they walked onto the path, some 58 year old naked man happened to be walking down. Do you know what happens when you are walking up a trail when a naked man is walking down the trail? Yep, you come face to face with his penis! And what it penis it was. He was proud not only to show off his nice smooth beer belly but also his shiny silver c-and-b ring. How lovely! Crystal somehow managed a "Hello" and Anne dropped her gaze to the dirt and moved quickly passed in silence. At that point, the girls ran into Marc at the crossroads and they all agreed -- let's get out of here!!! They practically broke into a run when they came across Ravi and Steve finally heading down to the river. All three cried and pushed them back in the direction from which they came: "No! You don't want to go down there!" cry Crystal and Anne. "Why not?" They ask. And to sum it up as only one can, Marc says "It's a sausage factory." Steer clear of the sausage factory!!